CLASSICAL TRIVIA! – When insults were eloquent

enhanced-buzz-327-1318284832-7These were sent to me by Pat Shaunessy, a fellow ex-pat from Philadelphia now living in Toronto. I asked Pat for an attribution. She says, “my pals have indicated that the message has gone through many evolutions and bcc’s so the origin can’t be traced.” I trust I am not violating anyone’s intellectual property. My son-in-law will let me know if I have. He is an intellectual property lawyer.

Feel free to use liberally, WITH ATTRIBUTION.

• A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

• “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

• “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill

• “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

• “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

• “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas

• “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

• “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” – Oscar Wilde

• “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second … if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.

• “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop

• “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

• “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb

• “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson

• “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating

• “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand

• “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker

• “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain

• “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

• “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

• “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

• “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

• “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

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